Funny Captions

Funny Captions

Senior citizen, Susan Lapinski is celebrating her 100th birthday in style by lighting a cigarette from her candles. Lapinski who is an addict to cigarettes suffers from Alzheimers and Lung cancer, but was predicted to die twenty years ago by her doctors, but is amazing to see her alive today.

Senior citizens from South Carolina are enjoying a day around the town, as they are waiting at a bus stop to take them to their next adventure. These four gangsters escaped from their retirement home earlier that day to enjoy themselves before they die, three of the four died later that day.

Edward Shnoz or the "Big Shnoz" is sleeping as he's waiting for a bus to take him to the hospital because of his addiction to cocaine. Shnoz is referred to as the Pablo Escobar of New York and started his dealing business since he was twelve years old, he is still on the run from authorities after he was caught giving celebrity Chris Rock cocaine late Sunday night.